The Scary Guardian Animal Test

Right, before we start let's get it clear that there's a big difference between a guardian angel and a guardian animal. Guardian animals are like that scary dinner lady with the moustache who used to slop mashed potato onto your plate at school. They only care about themselves and often have sharp pointy teeth.

Take the Tickle test to find out what is snapping at your heels; just don't blame us if you have to hide under the desk!


  1. What animal would scare you most on the yellow brick road?
  2. If you found a frog in your garden would you:
  3. Your PC crashes. Do you:
  4. How old are you?
  5. Which one are you?