Are You a Top Bloke or a Modern Man?

It's official, with the arrival of male cosmetics and the transformation of pubs from male drinking hangouts to family restaurants; the era of the original bloke is in danger of dying out. It's a case of natural selection, either move with the times or never get laid. Or is it?

Hoard the TV remote, crack open a beer and see how well you score on Tickle's Bloke-O-Meter!